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What is da meaning of M.U?

Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:23 am by whitedovewithlove

What is da meaning of M.U?

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- hadlang ba ang time para maghiwalay kayo ?

Sun Oct 16, 2011 5:05 am by Allstar

No

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When do you CONGRATULATE

Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:18 am by whitedovewithlove


When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.



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No Any Guys..

Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:52 am by whitedovewithlove

No guy is worth your tears & the one who is won’t make you cry.



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Sinu ang Unang Sasagipin Mo, CellPhone O GF?

Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:55 am by whitedovewithlove

Nasa bundok ka, mahuhulog cell phone mo at girlfriend mo, anong gagawin mo? Magpakatotoo ka brother! Sagipin mo ang cell phone mo at sigaw mo sa girlfriend mo, text na lang kita!!!

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Bawal Mainlove nakamamatay.......

Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:03 am by whitedovewithlove

Paano nga ba nakamamatay ang taong inlove:: Shocked

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sad quotes ;(

Sat May 08, 2010 10:40 pm by GerLine01

Kung dapat akong umiyak sa isang tulad mo gagawin ko, d ako manghihinayang sa mga luhang mawawala dahil higit pa sa pag iyak gagawin ko pag nawala ka. pale

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xori guyz..

Thu May 13, 2010 1:44 pm by Normen

xori guyz kung ndi ako mkaka ol kc my lagnat ako Very Happy..........

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GERON LAGAZO, MY EVERYTHING;) By:GERLINE

Wed May 12, 2010 8:44 am by GerLine01

I'm here loving you so deeply and no other guys that made me happy like you. I never asked anything from God, but to have a guy that can accept me for who I am, and there you go, that's you. Sometimes I always look at myself in the mirror, asking myself why do I love you so much? I answered my question by my own words, I love you because your the one who made me the realest me, and change me for …

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PINOY JOKES

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PINOY JOKES




isang araw nahuli ng anak ang magulang habang nagsesex

anak: ma bakit po tumatalbog kayo sa ibabaw ni daddy?

Ina: wla anak, pinaliliit ko lang ang tiyan ni daddy

anak: wa epek yan.. kasi hinihipan ulit ni yaya.

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Teacher: ok class our lesson 4 today is about planet. earth
is the 3rd planed from the sun. now what is next to mercury?
Pedro: murag rose pharmacy mn tingali mam! d ko lang sure

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Prof: ano ang pagkakaiba ng adultery at fornification
Girl: nasubukan ko na pareho yan eh. parang wala namang diferrence

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3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na kama...

tanga1: pare hindi tau kasya bawas tau ng isa. sa lapag nalang
matulog

(bumaba si tanga 3)

tanga2: ayan pare maluwag na akyat ka na d2!

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Pare1: pare parang malalim iniisip mo?
Pare2: n anaginip ako kagabi. kasama ko 50 contestants ng ms.universe
Pare1: suwerte mo ano problema mo?
Pare2:pare ako ang nanalo!!!

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Nurse1: hoy gaga bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo?
nurse2: ha? susmaryosep kaninong puwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen ko!

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Amo: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay
Inday: off you go! under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!!!
Pulubi: oh! im so ashamed! such mancion of social climbing freaks!

nakakuha ng katapat si inday!!!

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hindi lahat ng batang nakabag ay nagaaral..

ung iba..

naglalakwatsa lang..

tulad ni...

DORA ang lakwatserang negra...

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Kung si Manny Villar ang tunay na mahirap..

mga hampas lupa tayong lahat

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Presidential candidates

Manny villar - tondo boy

noy noy - mama's boy

Gibo - lover boy

villanueva - Jesus boy

Erap - kanto boy

Jamby - if i wer a boy

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Mom: doc ano gagawin ko sa anak ko ang liit ng ari nia?

Doktor: madali lang yan misis.. pakainin mo ng hot cake

kinabukasan ng luto ng 10 hotcake si mommy

Anak: wow daming hot cake

Mom: hep hep.. tatlo lang ang sau dyan.. sa daddy mo ang pito
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